nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup

It's ok to fuck your girl if she is on her period.

You: Wanna smash?

Her: Can't I'm on my period.

You: There's nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup.

by Daddy661 June 4, 2018

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Why the fuck did you type this

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by Intelligent Ladder April 23, 2023

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the greatest thing of all time

if you seriously just typed UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request. then i have a question, what is wrong with you???

by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

by -Mary&Danny May 4, 2015

Nothing Else Matters

An awesome (love) song by Metallica which doesn't even have to have the word 'love' in it for anyone to know what it's about.

Another possible meaning is that it’s about a fat kid who tries to get candy from a machine, but the candy machine jams. This is how you get it:

"So close no matter how far..."
(he's so close to the candy yet so far away)

"Never opened myself this way..."
(kid starts crying)

by Captain Katelyn March 25, 2005

High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!

You have to be fucking kidding me. Fuck disney.

Loser 1: OMG dude there's gonna be a sequel to High School Musical!!!!

Loser 2: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS! That's like my most favoritest movie everrrr!!!!!

Loser 1: YA and better yet it has an awesome name: High School Musical 2: Sing It All Or Nothing!

Loser 2: OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!

Non-Loser: There's been a lot of crap that Disney has come out with but COME ON. If High School Musical wasn't the biggest piece of shit ever made, High School Musical 2 trumps it just with its faggot title. God I hate Disney.

by disneysucks December 4, 2006

Burn Notice

an official statement issued by one intelligence agency to other agencies. It states that an individual or a group is unreliable for one or more reasons or purposes. This is essentially a directive for the recipient to disregard or "burn" all information derived from that individual or group.

"The CIA issued a burn notice on the defector from the Soviet Union after most of his stories were found to be false."

by mashetee January 16, 2010