When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
by Boomer_Zoomer January 30, 2019
when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 29, 2024
a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. July 01, 2014
by A random piece of cardboard September 07, 2020
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