Newport

Newport, Shropshire.
A place with soooo many stuck up people. You only ever see their nostrils.

"I'm going to buy myself some posh popcorn from Waitrose in Newport....hah...jolly hockysticks!"

by Wolves_Ay_We August 25, 2017

newport kentucky

A town filled with white “wanna be gangstas” who walk around town cheifing on cigs all day trading their food stamps for hard core drugs. no, they do not have cars. They live in the shadow of the Queen City, Cincinnati. A town where the police force uses unnecessary measures to handle any situation that involves an African American due to their racism.

North side is filled with the priveledged white upper class, and the south end is in complete poverty. By neglecting those in need, the upper class citizens plan to push them into Covington to get rid of the drugs and baby mama drama.

“Dude... that guy over there on the side walk is overdosing, we have arrived in Newport Kentucky

by Mama I’ll January 14, 2018

newportles

That time when you just cant get a boosty from any place no matter hard you try, after you smoke up.

Dima - "yo i need a god damn boosty!"
Me - "i know yo, we're newportles today."

by PureEvil666 October 15, 2007

Newport Hiils

The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.

Matt: WOW look they spelled newport hills, Newport hiils

Justin: oh that's clever

by Fun matt June 29, 2009

Newport

N i**as
E ither

W orkin'
P impin'
O r
R unnin'
T hangs ...

"YO! DAWG you gotta extra Newport?"

by RaphyKitty13 September 12, 2017

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

by T Powell May 9, 2018

Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.

Newport Beach is a terrible place.

by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019