Skip to main content

New Hampshire

Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.
*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*
by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021
mugGet the New Hampshire mug.

New Hampshire

New Hampshire’s a nice place minus the wannabe Massachusetts kids who think they’re affiliated,aka DERRY NH kids,but other then that pretty chill place,not much to do but hangout with your friends drive around and waste gas
New Hampshire’s a nice place, minus the kids who wannabe GDS so bad.
by Bigbrobooka November 25, 2021
mugGet the New Hampshire mug.

New Hampshire

Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.

The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'

Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South

Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)

Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
mugGet the New Hampshire mug.

New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole
I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING
by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025
mugGet the New Hampshire Pothole mug.

New Hampshire

by Him2023 January 10, 2023
mugGet the New Hampshire mug.

New hampshire blanket

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
mugGet the New hampshire blanket mug.

New Hampshire pipe-bomb

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”

What the fuck is wrong with you”
by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025
mugGet the New Hampshire pipe-bomb mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email