amy-ness

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing

e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"

by estellanutella August 23, 2022

Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

loch ness monster

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.

"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"

by J. Hasak October 14, 2003

P-ness

A noun that describes the level of statistical significance of a scientific study, or P-value. A small P-ness (low P-value) means that the study is very statistically significant.

Dr. Willie Cox: "I'd like to congratulate Dr. Peter Johnson, who worked in collaboration with Dr. Richard Wiener and Dr. John Thomas, on a phenomenal research publication. With a P-value of 0.0000001, I can definitively say to everyone that Dr. Johnson has perhaps the smallest P-ness I've ever seen in my life. Dr. Johnson, I hereby bestow upon you the title 'tiny P-ness guy' and hope everyone calls you that to honor you for the rest of your career."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."

by Nicholas D December 10, 2020

eye map ness

Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”

So people will say this: "I am a penis"

Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)

by galearic November 19, 2020

Bo’ness

People who say that Grangemouth is worse than bo’ness go a visit down the drum or grangepans that’s if your tires aren’t stolen.

I lived in bo’ness 1974-1995 that’s when my parents realised we need to move quick. The amount of times you would walk down an alley into a different housing estate and see someone getting jumped by 15 others is unreal.

When I was 14 my drink was spiked at a party twice in the same month by acid.

Don’t get confused with Linlithgow and bo’ness We don’t speak about Linlithgow that’s where the posh ones live. Bo’ness a town run by neds, junkies, Emos and gangs.

Son: dad I’m going to my friends house in bo’ness

Dad: hahaha oh no your not

by Mr dude January 17, 2019