neg hole

Orifice of a person not positive for HIV.

That dude totally pozzed up my neg hole.

by Kai Gee October 7, 2007

negative IQ

An invisible beam emitted form the brains of stupid people such that you feel dumber when they enter a room.

"He radoiates negatove IQ.. I can feel myself get dumber everytime I see him.

by Paulzerz September 20, 2003

negative creep

A creep, who's negative.

I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
And i'm stoned.

by chives42 October 10, 2007

Negative Nancy

A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.

Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.

negative bad outlook

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

negative gap

The measurement, in inches, of the distance of fat of an obese person that rests on a table at an eating establishment.

My overwheight uncle squeezed into our booth at Applesleaze, revealing his four inch negative gap.

by CTBeatbox April 2, 2007

negative ass

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.

"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

net negative

Someone who detracts value from any given situation with their mere presence.

Man, that guy really sucks the life out of every conversation, he's a real 'net negative'.

Oh great, the Net Negative has arrived. Prepare for your will to life to disappear.

by likeitsyourbirthday February 24, 2020