Ned

Someone who gets really drunk and starts aggressively groping every girl in sight.
John: "what the fuck is he doing?"

Bruce: " ah fuck, he is doing a Ned!"
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Verb, used for Nap, Eat, Drink. A cycle of activities and a great way to spend a weekend. Can also be NEDS, which includes Sex, or ED for just Eating and Drinking.
"I am looking forward to this weekend, I just want to NED all day Saturday and Sunday."

and

"That way some great NEDing, but now it is back to the grind."
by AH3 December 04, 2007
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NED

Non-educated delinquent.

Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.

Also see townies, chavs, scallys
"pht ye lookin' et?"
by A Friend December 09, 2004
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Derived from the term 'Non educated delinquent'. NED was written on the bottom of school reports in the old days when the pupil hadn't achieved anything at school.

Scottish term used mainly in the west coast, similar to chav, scally etc. Often wear tracksuits (with the trousers tucked into their white socks) or some really 'pure dead' expensive label. Hang around in groups around shops or bus stops or mcdonalds. Wear far too much gold jewelry.
Drink bucky or some other drink that makes you pure 'mad fer it'. Often comparing knives.
by jekyllasdfasfdasfdf January 21, 2006
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A ghost that lives in an air vent, and speaks with a very funny voice, sounding like barny from the simpsons but more high pitched!!!
if you ever hear a wind like sound from the air vent, it will be ned, he is a friendly ghost, but he may startle you with his magnificent voice!!!
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Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.

May also be used as a verb or an adjective.

Female gender variant: "Nedna"
Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"

Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"

Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."
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Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.
Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"
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