Beer Nap

Its the nap you have after consuming a bit too much beer. Your friends think you've just passed out but you are convinced you just dozed off cause you are a bit tired.

Check out Dan, he has passed out from way too much beer. Nah man, he is just having a beer nap, I had one last time we went out bro.

by DOZMcOZ October 14, 2009

shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.

"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"

by Bored Accountant January 12, 2008

Fat Nap

Any nap lasting longer than at least an hour and a half, usually taken when someone is especially tired. Usually causes confusion once awakening, but also a feeling of being well rested.

Boy, I'm so tired... I barely got any sleep last night. You bet imma take a Fat Nap when I get home.

by yikes.net January 15, 2019

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

sad nap

When you are so sad/depressed that you feel the need to sleep instead of dealing with your responsibilities

I have to write a huge paper, go to the bank, get groceries, and study for finals but I just want to take a sad nap.

by slutmouth666 May 19, 2015

nap it

to use a napkin

Boy: Mom, there is too much grease on my pizza!

Mom: just nap it up with a napkin...

by Rob and family October 26, 2008

Brown Nap

Falling asleep on the toilet.

The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.

by Jawson October 4, 2018