What the nani

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...

A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").

Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).

1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"

You : "What da nani ???"

2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"

You : "Wh-what the nani ??"

by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020

nani?

Nani is Japanese for "What" and is used in english sometimes as a dank comeback for when someone says something wired, stupid or just uncomfortable to thing of.

"i have 17 Mongolian children locked up in my basement" Response: "NANI?????"

"私はあなたが持っています私は持っていません" Response: "Nani?"

by PornWatcher465 June 3, 2020

Nani

An Japanese word that weebs use
It is used to mean “What?!” or “How?!”

Person A: I bought a car with our combined money
Person B: NANI! Why did you do that

by Ramenlion January 12, 2022

NANI

Not Japanese, it’s another word. NANI is nonsense are not in.

Whatever Nerd: Hey Jack, wassup idiot.
Tom: Who the hell is Jack? NANI me!
Jack: I’m Jack! NANI WN (Whatever Nerd)
Tom: Wait, Jack, you’re the WN. NANI me!
Jack: SYKE!

by xNinja Mocked Dream March 7, 2022

:nani:

My life is painful

1: Let's go bet some money 2: Alright! Machine: You have lost $500k dollars. 1: :nani: 2: :nani:

by Reimuudesu February 7, 2021

Nanis

(Noun) The best person in the world.

Although it seems it is an adjective, using this as nickname will mean the person is considered the best person in the world.

That''s incredible Nanis!

by Bleeper_1 February 7, 2018

nani

* *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.

why does this nani thing exist

by blank123122 March 11, 2024