murphy lee

A finass talented brotha from st. louis. All this lil bitches that want to talk about him are some fuckin' lames. These lames don't know music and they need to shut the fuck up.

by sky August 20, 2003

Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.

by SeismicMike February 20, 2011

Murphy'd

The act of quickly and stealthily taking a picture of somebody while sitting next to them and sending it through to other people Snapchat

I was hanging out with Gavin, and he totally murphy'd me

by Modern god December 8, 2017

Murphy’s year

In reference to 2020 is so messed up it should be defined as Murphy’s law but so overachieving in disastrous used as Murphy’s year

2020 has been so bad instead of Murphy’s law it should be called Murphy’s year

by TeamDepp May 14, 2020

Murphy fact

A “Murphy fact” is a piece of information presented in a compelling way as factual, but which has no evidence to support its validity

“If you pull out one grey hair then 10 come to its funeral, I know it’s true because my GP told me” is a classic example of a Murphy fact.

by BrownieQueen May 12, 2022

Murphy's Law of Driving

-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-

The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.

John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."

Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"

by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010

Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

by Pirate Tom January 8, 2009