Wal-Mart

1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked.

2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell.

3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed.

4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.

Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!

by i-1-2-69 January 6, 2008

Martha

Martha’s are really kind girls. They will always be by your side and will support you!

Don’t mess with her though she can be fierce!

She’s beautiful and sweet, and is also very determined! Don’t let a Martha go!

Look at her! I think she’s called Martha! Look at her! She’s so beautiful

by Julie Attenborough May 11, 2020

Wal-Mart UT Fan

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.

Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!

by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010

Wal-Mart feet

A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.

Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!

by DipTester May 23, 2007

martellenator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air.

OMG. you just did the martellenator on her. FTW

by OMGCODA December 31, 2010

martene

Martene is known for her virtue and beauty. She excels in the arts and music. She is loyal and kind hearted. She puts God first in her life and is ever improving herself and the world around her. She adds great value to the lives of all who know her. Her love for life is contagious!

Martene, you make the world sparkle with your radiant heart and loving spirit.

by Lightbeam March 3, 2017

martelli

Martelli- The last name of an amazing person with the heart of Gold. Normally they have a temper but they can learn to control it . Martelli is the last name of an Italian Boy or Girl who definitely had good looks. Also in Latin it means hammer.

Isabella MARTELLI is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet.

by Izzybmart August 29, 2017