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modest mouse

Indie band led by Isaac Brock that rocks out forever and always!!
Some dude: "Hey J-mac, what's the best band"
J-Mac: "Modest Mouse mother fucker!"
by J to the motha fuckin Mac December 28, 2005
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molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.
The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.
by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010
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Spawn Molester

When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.
Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.

That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register

Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
by TheRealGamer777 January 16, 2011
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molestache

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by mart1779 February 11, 2009
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chinese modesty

v.
1. To achieve a high mark on a test or exam and act upset about it, in hopes of having everyone else think that your standards are remarkably high.
2. To achieve 100% on a test or exam and wait for someone to ask how you did on it so that you can respond with "oh I did OK" and then hide the test in your notebook hoping that the person finds it later on and thinks that you are the most modest person in the world.
3. To ask someone what they got on their test in hopes that they ask you what you got on yours. (This can be combined with 1 and 2)
1. (3 combined with 2)
A - What did you get on your physics?
B - I just barely passed, how did you do?
A - Oh I passed too. (hides test in an easy to find place hoping that B sees it out of the corner of his eye.)
by Simon Lee March 19, 2005
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molestasheo

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?
by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007
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molestexting

When a person continues to send you sexual content via text message and you have asked the person not to send such content to your phone. You begin to feel you are being molested though your phone.
He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.
by Trimaze February 16, 2013
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