Mouffant

to lace someones hair with semen or ejaculate!

I gave her a mouffant, oh she's got a mouffant from alex

by tim teezer October 16, 2008

moofah

A word to describe randomness. It is frequently used to break long silences in conversation, when neither participants have anything to say.

"So..."
"..."
"..."
"...moofah?"

by pandamonium! October 18, 2008

mofak

pulling a mofak: Pulling a mofak is being extremely homophobic and threatening to shoot/kill any male friend that puts an arm around you or smacks your butt during a sporting event. Also being an ignorant, oblivious dickhead.

Fucken john pulled a mofak today. I walked up to him after he hit a homerun and smacked him on the butt and said good game and he turned to me acted like he was gonna punch me and said "I'll kill you man"

I walked up to my friend matt today and gave him a brohug and then he pulled a mofak.

by agregsch September 15, 2011

mouf jury

Jewelery that goes in your mouth; i.e. "a grill/grillz"

Got me a new piece of mouf jury today...dropped an ass load of cheada on it, but I luv dis grill.

by smack mouf November 13, 2011

Moffasized

When any straight person or animal or item is made over, decorated, educated, condisioned or influenced into being a reflection of any homosexual or lesbian preference.

You just moffasized that bulldog with you fucking pink ribbon

by Peppie the legend November 3, 2017

Moufiq

Moufiq is very hot and sexy boy and also very smart.. he is very kind hearted and women's gather him around

See at that boy moufiq he is very smart

by Kames johnson July 31, 2018

momfat

the ultimate insult to someones mother, banned in 39 different countries.

Broseph : Lol man you have bad hairline

Chad : Momfat

Broseph : *Fucking explodes and dies*

by Revvvv January 19, 2021