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Mosquito Net
Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Mosquito Net by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010
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(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.
a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.
mosquito ringtone by jackieisemo July 3, 2007
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