McShielded

When you are prevent from doing something on your computer, because McAffee Shield (mcshield.exe) is consuming all the CPU

I'm being McShielded from working. Time for Coffee.

by tomfromsydney December 23, 2010

Mochi

1. A word to call your close/best friend.

2. A shoulder to cry or to lean on.

“I had a rough day, I’m glad I have my mochi with me”

by cajiandelyknabored June 15, 2021

minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.

There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!

by wj+akg December 27, 2010

McShits

What you get after eating too much McDonalds food

Me - Mate, I've got the McShits
Random person - Oh yeah? Too much McDonalds food?
Me - Exactly

by Quicksand Jesus May 10, 2004

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 2, 2003

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as aMcShit with Lies.

I'm just off for a McShit.

by Apple martini2 December 30, 2008

McShift

1) A 16 hour shift at McDonald's or some other second rate, crap job. aka. a double shift
2) One who behaves like a total dickhead.
3) A girl who stands you up for a date.

1) I am tired as hell. I just worked a total McShift.
2) Ben! Stop being a McShift.
3) Nancy Jean didn't show up for our date. I've been completely McShifted.

by aarondawg August 3, 2005