Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

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Mort

A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

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Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

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mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021

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Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023

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