motard

n. A homosexual who is mentally challenged.

"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."

by The Master of Don Knotts November 17, 2009

Motard

A motivated retard

"Wow, your such a motard"

by rybn April 6, 2009

gay-motard

a person so incredibly gay and retarded that it needs its own word. Literally, a gay-homo-retard.

Dude, I can't believe you just shat yourself, you're such a gaymotard.

by Cody Mullins October 31, 2003

motarded

Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.

"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"

by DJ Stevie Steve March 8, 2005

motard

some who can not live without being in the military

"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything

by no-lifer May 26, 2008

motard

a retard that rides a moped

look at that motard on the moped.

by brett h November 27, 2006

Motardation

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.

I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.

by The Bard of Morgan County October 29, 2009