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You’re a mongoose

Defines a person that is dumb
Fuck your Blair, you’re a mongoose
by Rinnaru August 2, 2019
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mongoose

Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.
"hi2u mongoose!"
"omg, you're a mongoose."
"mongeese rock."
by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 1, 2004
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Swole mongoose

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.
I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.
by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010
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Tana Mongoose

The best looking girl in the world. Will snatch your weave. She has the curves, she has the stretch marks, she has the overbite. What else do you need?
Tana Mongoose Fan: OMG tana is so iconic
Tana: ik
by Furryslayer December 18, 2018
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mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.
I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.
by Jill Abell March 29, 2008
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mongoosed

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes
"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"
by kush agrawal March 20, 2005
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Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.
"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)
by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007
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