mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Moonglasses

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.

He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH

by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

Mong Biff

it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.

it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"

bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment

Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"

therefore Chris is a mong biff

by jabba dabba doodlely July 5, 2010

mong cunt

A fucking Aussie slang word.
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
Mong
Cunt

Daniel you fucking mong cunt stop fucking my sister shes 12

by noonelikesleafy.com October 16, 2018

Mongatron

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.

Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.

by Faller__ July 7, 2020

J-Mong

When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"

You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!

by Dirty gates May 17, 2011

monger

Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.

He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations.

by Cabron December 5, 2004