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monkeybooms498345

“Hey bro, do you know tiktok user monkeyboomd498345?”
“No?..”
Fucking loser 🤣”

monkeybooms498345 is very nice and sweet :)
by no it’s nto milo September 8, 2021
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Monkeycommentary

Best gorilla tag team ever. Solos TTT
Monkeycommentary is my favorite TikTok account
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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MonkeyCock

I have a MonkeyCock
by ouwseven March 13, 2022
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MonkeyBoi200

Best monkey ever to exist
Yo MonkeyBoi200 what you saying g
by El_Jack0 March 14, 2023
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monkeyfog

by monkeyfog September 23, 2023
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Monkeydonia

Monkeydonia is a semi-derogative term used to describe the country of FYROM (North Macedonia). The reason behind the mocking is due to the historical revisionist / misleading / cultural appropriative nature of the North Macedonians. This tactic is known as antiquization - a form of historical quackery.

Essentially what the history is, originally the land in ancient times was known as the Paeonian Kingdom. King Agis died, then Phillip 2 of Macedon (a real authentic Greek Macedonian - the real macedonians) conquered Paeonian land and turned it into a vassal of Greek Macedonia.

Around the sixth century, the slavs settled the balkans, becoming known as the south slavs. This land was no longer Greek - Macedonian inhabitants, it was now a slavic land. This area specifically became associated with the Bulgarians as they were Slavicized from the 7th to 10th century. Eventually much later, Turkish Ottomans took over the land. The nationalist Western-Bulgarians in the late 1800s revolted. They adopted the title "macedonian" as reference to the ancient land, not as a ethno-nationalist qualifier. Later, yugoslav-communist propaganda turned this into a deeper lie, insinuating that the Western-Bulgarians are "real Macedonian people" (false).

Essentially, the modern day people are descendants of Bulgarian ancestry. So they should not be called Macedonian. However, they deserve a distinct identity, so some have theorized renaming the country as Vardaria, and the language as Vardzarija.
Propagandist : We are real Macedonians!

Historian: No, you are actually "Vardarians". you are descendants of Bulgarians. Why do you insist on spreading propaganda?

Propagandist: We are Macedonia.

Historian: More like Monkeydonia.
by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
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Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow
you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself
by sykhor May 10, 2024
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