mong

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

mong hole

Someone stupid or acting foolish

Shut up you little Mong hole

by Dirtylittlescrounger November 2, 2017

mongulated

A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.

Derived from the term 'mongrel'.

1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!

2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.

by Vagabond October 8, 2006

mangurt

Thick, viscous semen excreted during ejaculation.

Charles dumped his mangurt all over Alicia's breats.

by cakes June 11, 2003

Mongus

Months is a misspelling of the game among us, and putting it in a sentence increases the funny value to 2355

Friend: Hey bro, what's up?
You: mongus
Friend: what

by MongusMongus March 24, 2022

mogulness

Qualities relating to one who is rich, powerful, and/or influential.

All these bling properties I bought are really enhancing my mogulness.

by Bo Regard March 18, 2009

Mangurl

The most hilarious photoshop production ever, there are no words to describe this masterpiece. It was used for the Schfifty-five video on albinoblacksheep. The ugliest face in the universe. It has monkey eyes, extremely bad teeth, strange facial hair pattern, pigtails coming outta nowhere, and a smile that can light up a room. The best part is that it is somehow happy with the way it looks.

Notoriously used as the avatar for weeg on theync forums to cause extreme annoyance/frustration with his trademark quote "did she died?"

I will post the picture of Mangurl when this website lets me.

by toshinator February 24, 2010