Skip to main content

Manaconda

What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.
My date slipped me roofies and fucked me with his manaconda, I will never walk normally again
by Skanky Blonde December 29, 2004
mugGet the Manaconda mug.

monatomic

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.
by Shawn B. September 29, 2003
mugGet the monatomic mug.

Monaca

The most beautiful girl in the universe, inside and out. You feel an immediate connection to her when you meet her. You feel like you've known her all your life because she's the girl you've always dreamed about. Her magnificent and rare beauty may be her weakest point. She is also the most intelligent, witty, and charming woman you'll ever meet. You will never meet a girl who will make you laugh and make you use your brain more than she will.

It's mind-boggling how a beautiful angel like Monica was graced upon the Earth for all those who are lucky enough to cross paths with this chick. This is a girl who has the inner strength of 1000 Goddesses, and the many difficulties she's experienced in life have only made her stronger. There is never a situation that she can't handle. She has been through so much adversity, yet she still manages to maintain that beautiful smile on her lovely face. Further, she goes out of her way to put a smile on others faces too. She is the truest definition of a queen.

If you're lucky enough to date her, drop down to your knees and thank God and the heavens immediately. You can consider yourself the luckiest man on Earth.
Monaca: The name of the most beautiful, most powerful person alive.
by rrrabbit1 June 13, 2018
mugGet the Monaca mug.

manaconda

a large male penis, usually describes a large penis that is not fully erect.
"That bro has a manaconda."
by L-sos December 9, 2007
mugGet the manaconda mug.

manacondor

the ultimate mix. the strength of the anaconda, the flight of the condor, with the mind of a man. Also a great band from milwaukee.
the manacondor's wings were flapping in the wind. I just saw an amazing band... I think they were called manacondor
by the one one November 9, 2006
mugGet the manacondor mug.

Monicornies

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob
by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010
mugGet the Monicornies mug.

Monico

Fuck that monico.
by Monico Hater 101 February 11, 2020
mugGet the Monico mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email