Monette Shift

Working a shift consisting of 5 hours or less as a full time retail associate

“Hey man, did you see the schedule? I have a Monette shift today.”

by Mr. Zoidberg October 27, 2018

Molesterious

An unsavory character poorly attempting to conceal his / her intent.

Did you see that molesterious guy keep staring at those kids over his book, he's really creeping me out.

by Davis Avis February 10, 2009

The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

Fun Molester

A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.

I hear Dave is coming to the party. He is such a fun molester

by Carlossssssss January 16, 2009

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

molesterable

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.

"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."

by Itami July 1, 2005