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mole at the counter

A turtle's head. A turd that needs to come out.
"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."
by 7kev7 November 13, 2007
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Mobload

laying on a bed, with both legs behind their heads while the male is going at the gal hard. this position is usually used for old married couples... MUST BE FLEXIBLE!!!!!
last night me and that crusty chick from the retirement home let me mobload her for 3 hours... ye
by Elawnah CewperSmithsonian December 2, 2010
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Mobile Strike

The people that made this game probably spend more money on their shitty advertisements than the actual game itself.
Mobile Strike is bad in general. In fact, I've been to funerals more fun than it.
by GunnyMan4 October 10, 2016
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Mobilehoma

A land in the central United States, formerly occupied predominantly by Native Americans, which was stolen from the native peoples by inbred land thieves in covered wagons who are forced to live in those wagons and other “homes” on wheels due to their inabilities to read, write or perform other activities essential to maintaining employment; the current occupants of the stolen land are best known for their extreme meth use, drug and incest-related birth defects, and sudden outbursts of the phrase, “Boomer Sooner (pronounced thooner due to tooth shortages).”
The inbreds from Mobilehoma are coming down to Dallas again for their annual invasion of the Texas State Fair.

Because of the shortage of football players in Mobilehoma, their state university is forced to recruit players from Texas, the far superior state to the south.
by LittlePhilly October 2, 2018
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chiller mole

A fucking ass bitch that is dumb as fuck and is no better than a piece of shit.
That chiller mole doesn't even know how to us the computer...
by Chiller Mei May 25, 2016
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Mirth Mobile

A sky blue AMC Pacer with flames above the tires can be a personally owned vehicle but was originally found in the greatest movie ever Waynes World.
"Great idea Garth, To the Mirth Mobile!"
by Zach is Cool July 24, 2008
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flop mobile

an automobile that a flop person operates
Guy 1: yo wheres that flop nigga
Guy 2: he roll wit a different crew cuz we puked all over the flop mobile
by mike james bitch October 20, 2006
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