Misery Bitch (female)

A woman from which misery, and all bad things eminates from. She will do anything and everything to make a single, or many men's lives hell.

Often the cause of disfunctional relations with-in a group of friends.

He's been a total downer ever since his misery bitch (female) moved in.

by Mav89 December 4, 2010

Mister New Vegas

Mr. New Vegas is an AI programmed by Mr. House before the Great War to be the DJ of Radio New Vegas, a job he still performs over two hundred years later in 2281.

And we're back. This is Mr. New Vegas, and I feel something magic in the air tonight, and I'm not just talking about the gamma radiation.- Mister New Vegas

by Mr. New Vegas January 28, 2015

miserrhea

noun: A person suffering from the chronic need to inflict misery and unhappiness on others in order to feel happiness themselves. Related to the Unhappiness Syndrome, but a miserrhea must spread unhappiness and not simply experience it.

S/he has miserrhea; the suffering it caused is still infecting the staff.

by The Wendys June 2, 2018

miskers

Whiskers that are missed during shaving.

He had a line of miskers on his cheek and some on his chin.

by FreshWords February 3, 2019

Grind Through the Misery

A low-energy, nialistic, survival condition created by a seemingly endless cascade of bad news, pandemic illness and death, economic despair, joblessness, false-start state, school and business openings, out of control wildfires, floods and hurricanes, social unrest, looting, burning and property destruction, social media fueled dis-information campaigns designed to derail any hope of 2020 election legitimacy, partisan mega-donor US Postal Service disassembly as an attempt to erode confidence in vote by mail balloting and the flagrantly misleading influence committed by self-serving, opportunistic Politicians.

Did you hear Trump knew in back February that the virus was airborne, deadly and spreading?
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.

by YAWA September 14, 2020

Pussy miser

a woman who gives almost no pussy. In other words a woman who has sex with almost no one.

Kathy is such a pussy miser.

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

UR SISTER MISTER

The most destructive comeback to date. Only to be used in very dire situations. (Can be used if target doesn't have a sister)

Joe: ur mom gay
Tim: no u
Joe: UR DAD LESBIAN

Tim: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Joe: UR PAPPY TRAPPY
Tim: UR SISTER MISTER
*At this point time ceases to exist. The very fabric of the universe has be torn to shreds, the entire 3rd dimension is incinerated and all life on earth ceases to exist*

by lazer unicorn March 14, 2018