dirty-missed

The act of phoning someone but deliberately hanging up after just one or two rings so that they will hopefully call you back and thus pay for the call. Formerly only relevant to cell/mobile phones but with the advent of 1471 (in the UK)and the increased use of caller diplay, it now equally extends to calls to or from land lines.

"I want to talk to Rowan but I'm nearly out of credit, so I'll have to do dirty-missed to her"

by howsoonisnow January 9, 2009

missey

the pet name for a girls vagina

i pet named my girlfriends vagin missey, so when i say i want to play with missey, no one knows what i mean but her

by timster pimpster August 26, 2008

Missed Period

Someone who lacks in character; an ass, an idiot; a fuck ass nigga; an asshole.

I wish my sister would leave that fuck ass nigga alone cuz he aint shit but a missed period.

by Honey_Dip13 February 20, 2013

missed the boat

When a person or entity that was doing things good and enjoyed a good record out of it, all of a sudden does something really bad.

Did you see that new digital camera model? Nikon missed the boat on this one!

by Matu August 17, 2004

Flight Misser

Someone who gets so drunk they can't wake up in time for their flight and foolishly misses it

Kieran Forde got so rat arsed he slept it out and didnt make his god damn flight - what a flight misser!

by Cat B October 19, 2008

Misseseseseseses

The act of missing, as an emotion, in the present tense. Literally, miss.

I misseseseseseses you!

by John Raybull December 24, 2007

Missed the train

Excuse used to ditch friends for booty call

Gotta go, she missed the train

by TJRAMH October 27, 2016