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microsoft works

its called Microsoft Works but it never works!
by drummerbabe967 December 27, 2004
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Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.
Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.
by MS SUX August 11, 2005
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microsoft

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.
by Shawn E. May 2, 2003
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Microsoft Muscle

One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.

During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"

"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
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Microsoftened

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.
Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!
by VortyZA August 25, 2011
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microskirt

An extremely short miniskirt that does not extend the base of the crotch—generally less than 8″ long—exposing the thighs and lower part of the butt and panties.

Originating in the 60s—including some school uniforms of Japanese culture—and adopted heavily in Western culture by tween and teen girls as part of deliberate and promiscuous fashion.

Also used officially by cheerleaders and performers and more recently found as part of a swimwear fashion known as a bikini-skirt, where the bikini brief is clearly exposed under a frilly microskirt.

Synonyms: micromini, micro-miniskirt, bikini-skirt
Miniskirts shouldn't be allowed in middle school let alone microskirts!
by MissMira November 6, 2013
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microshit fanboy

A person who is obsessed with Windows 10, earlier Windows versions, or other Microsoft products.
Person 1: *Ranting in his Zoom meeting how Windows 10 is the best operating system ever*
Person 2: Look at that microshit fanboy! He keeps on ranting about some fucking operating system
by sd8322 June 4, 2021
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