Microphilia

The love of being small. A sexual fetish where arousal comes from being small (usually one inch tall), may or may not include shrinking

person 1: I wanna lick my girlfriend's vagina as an inch tall human
person 2: Good luck satisfying her at that microphilia size

by Arceus777 January 8, 2015

micropwned

When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.

I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropwned.

by thej2 May 12, 2007

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

micropixie

alien with extraORDINARY abilities...

micropixie is an alien with extraORDINARY abilities

by single beige female May 16, 2006

The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.

Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"

by brianxymox January 20, 2012

micropreneur

A person who assumes the risk of starting and running a business. This person usually maintains a full time or part time job to support personal expenses.

A side hustle.

An event promoter

An online boutique owner

Mary is a micropreneur that works full time at Greatclips during the weekday, while she also owns and operates a full service hair salon on the weekend

by Michele Moore October 29, 2013