Microsoftened

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.

Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!

by VortyZA August 25, 2011

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

Microdoodle

A simple, short and creative video clip, part of a series, created for viewing and sharing on the web and social networks. TV commercials for the new media, with personality and charm.

Have you seen the latest Microdoodle from Two Paddocks Wines? So funny!

by TheMicrodoodleCompany August 24, 2011

Micbrosoft

When you have a bro that is extremely good at fixing windows computers. He is also totally against Macintosh and hates Steve Jobs.

Jeffrey: aww man. all this porn has got my computer all messed up
Jordan: dude just call Jose he's our local Micbrosoft
Jeffrey: oh yeah, he is straight durttty with a computer.

by Merksican August 26, 2011

Micropotato

The microscopic potatos found in our air I swear it's real shut up i'm not crazy it's science

1: I swear there are potatos on this scope slide
2: this is a science class godamn it nathan
1:Micropotato. Seriously.

by Hornist9033 June 30, 2016

Microdeflated

The feeling you get when you take meal you have been looking forward to from the microwave, sit down to your favorite show only to discover it is still icy cold in the middle.

Mark had been working hard! Imagine his feeling when he finally found time to sit down to the lunch his wife had lovingly packed that morning only to discover it was still cold in the middle . Mark was microdeflated

by Dagzey6707 August 28, 2019

Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

by maimed monkey May 11, 2020