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Medical Spitroast

When you have to have an Endoscopy and a Colonoscopy.
John has been having stomach pains lately. Doc says hes going to need to do a Medical Spitroast to figure out whats wrong with him.
by Toolazy2work January 11, 2018
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Meribah

An Meribah is a chaotic Creature. This first sighting was on Oct. 31st 2007, this Creature is an adrenaline junky and will be summoned by any idiotic activities
"Damn. She's suck a 'Meribah'."
by Soggy Water. January 20, 2021
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Merita

Merita is a girl with gorgeous hair and a laugh, so comtagious, that everyone around her has to join laughing with her. Her brown eyes are the most sincere eyes you will ever look at. She gives the best advice, the best hugs and kisses and is always by your side.

Merita is very smart, helps people selflessly and pours endless love to everyone‘s live around her. She loves grey‘s anatomy and spongebob.

If someone loses her as a friend oder girlfriend - it‘s save to say that they‘ve lost the best human they could ever have by their side. She loves her family, her friends and partner with such a strong energy and passion and will never let them down.
I can‘t believe Merita is my bestfriend.
Merita is seriously the best person I know.
I‘d love to have silky skin like Merita.
by Edöner November 22, 2021
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Merila

Merila is a sweet, caring and beautiful person both inside and out. Merila means light and she personifies the word, she can light up any room she's in. She is the funny, wierd and crazy as fuck but in a very good way. Everyone needs a Merila in their life.
Merila wake me up at 12:30.
by Zeus_482 November 24, 2021
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mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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medical student syndrome

Also known as hypochondriasis of medical students. What happens to some medical students who learn about diseases. The one and only symptom of it is that they think they have diseases they are learning about.

It is also used for a student learning medicine or psychology who over analyzes everything and everyone and thinks everyone has a disease or mental condition.

Normally they find that they or someone else has one symptom of a disease and think that they or another person has the disease. Usually they ignore all other symptoms.
1)Medical Student: I have a fever above 100.4! I have SARS!
Student: No, you just have Medical Student Syndrome

2) My friend has Medical Student Syndrome. He's taking a psychology class and he diagnosed me with Autism, ADD, and Asperger's syndrome.
by joe725 June 14, 2008
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Medical School

A place where one wastes the prime of his youth studying ridiculously long, hard, tedious, dry, and unbelievably boring subjects, which he will totally forget about after the exams. Most likely going suicidal and severely depressed in the process, the stress will eat his life span like fire through wood, his hair starts to fall quite early, said subject's diet consists of energy drinks and caffeine.

Not only is one expected to be an academic genius, and a a God-like clinician, society demands that you become a social angel, smiling at everything and everyone, treating everyone like a king/queen, excellent with small talk, ..etc. Basically you have to be the enslaved incarnation of Mother Teresa.

If you manage to pull it off, you will then discover a fact that will shake the boundaries of your life, and either drive you mad, or causes the return of the suicidal thoughts ... The fact that Medicine is the absolute most inaccurate science on the face of the earth, and I mean light years more inaccurate than chaos math; each case presentation will make the text book seem like a fairytale book.

Come specializing, you will find that every chapter you've studied is in actuality a 3,000+ paged book. But that's another story.
My GSCE grades would've gotten me into any school I wanted, overwhelmed by the possibilities, I asked my so very proud parents for guidance, so Medical School it was. I wasted my youth, I am not happy, I cut myself, I've been suicidal, I have no friends, I haven't experienced anything in life beside studying and having an exam, my blood pressure has become steadily elevated, I'm severely out of shape, and my previously proud parents are now disappointed because I'm not doing well in school and that 'I'm no longer the son they used to know'.
by Kissmyasthma99 May 9, 2010
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