christopher meloni 

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?

christopher meloni by Mister Portman September 30, 2005

melonhead 

what you call someone who says something a tad stupid

Gabbie: Is murder illegal?
Becky: Obviously it is you melonhead

melonhead by bum muffin July 22, 2016

Melonwater eating berry straws 

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

Lonely Melon

(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.

(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.

Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.

I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.

Lonely Melon by Undisclosable3 October 2, 2009

Marsh-Melon 

The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.

When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.

Marsh-Melon by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019

melonade 

Homestar runner's favorite tasty drink.

"It all started when I decided to drink 32 glasses of melonade"

"I have to stop drinking so much melonade, Marzipan, I think I have a serious problem"

melonade by coolpersonyo August 28, 2003

melonfarmer 

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

melonfarmer by JonnyChops December 20, 2006