Masterater

A person who rates themselves with five star reviews on Google or Yelp using fake accounts, or using accounts of friends or famiky to rehabilitate their poor reputation.

There were so many reviews on Google that gave the Razo, the manager, 5- stars, that it had to be Razo, acting as a masterater to deceive the public.

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

martinated

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.

Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.

by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017