A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth
Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
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Me: No, this is just masterbating .
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
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"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."
Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."
Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
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Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night
Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night
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someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*
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