marysdesignerbag

an amazing mutual<3 ily bestie

marysdesignerbag is the best mutual go follow her now or i will murder you

by remuslupinshotgayaunt September 11, 2021

Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.

David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.

by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018

mared

to have a go at someone

'i told her she i couldnt see her on tuesday and she just mared at me'

by Squidgey January 6, 2008

marred up

when something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

MaryElaine

A snooty, proper, entitled person, who attempts to gain control in interpersonal interaction, through feigning superiority, condescending to others as a general rule, and attempts to flaunt a status she does not, in fact, hold.

She's such a MaryElaine- she'll find a way to look down her nose at someone and bully them, even as she picks her butt.

by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016

the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you

lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

Marked&Bloched

To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.

I just got Marked&bloched! I'm never meeting someone online again!

by oldman99 July 26, 2011