Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?

You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.

by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022

Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead

"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

Marooner

something that doesn't exist

A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man

by peepeerson August 21, 2020

Marooned

When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.

It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")

by mabiak2 July 19, 2019

Maroon Davis

Maroon Davis- is a word to describe a very sexy man that pulls all the bitches

TOM- hay where’s jack
MASON- oh he’s pulled a chick
TOM- he’s such a Maroon Davis man

by Nottombens November 23, 2021

maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Maroon

Alex and luca

Alex =maroon
Luca= maroon

by Uncreative .exe December 9, 2019