go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.

OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!

by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023

Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 4, 2022

Markus

Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.

Person1: i have a crush on someone.
Person2: oooO, is it Markus?
Person1: no ew wtf

by Lmfaonoluckheremarkus May 3, 2023

Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her

i markus my cousin

by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021