Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019

Mr. Maribito

1.an evil dwarf who lives in a cage. as a dwarf, he does not have many friends.

2. an alter ego of magister (but dot tell anyone)

"oh Mr. Maribito, we keep him in a cage

by gibble 626 December 24, 2009

Marito

The nature of Marito is to be a loyal friend.
If you know Marito you can be sure you will pass a great time
It's a person you can trust, laugh and say stupid things, plus he is a great teacher.
He likes to give hugs and to be informed of scientific issues.
His weaknesses are Raticates and awesome cars.

Cousin/brother of the Grinch so beware...
Basically Marito is a good choice of a friend.

OMG there goes Marito! Let's follow him!
Ha ha ha, i bet you are a Marito in pokemon...loser!

Ugh, you are in Marito mode again? DAMN!

by Iwasneverhere9624 June 13, 2013

marmite muncher

After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.

I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

MARKITECT

1)(when in all caps) A solo performer originally from Morgantown, WV now residing in Baltimore, MD, who uses a laptop computer in conjunction with guitar, vocals, and experimental noise in his performances with occasional bouts of story telling and performance art.

2)Someone who's given name is Mark and who's chosen profession is in the field of Architecture or Landscape Architecture.

1) Did you see MARKITECT last night? Man he's a pretty awesome performer.

2) My friend Mark is studying Landscape Architecture, I guess one day he'll be a Markitect

by M. Lewis Miller February 19, 2008

craig mabbitt

Ex-lead singer of blessthefall.
New lead singer of Escape the Fate.
Also in a side band called The Word Alive (with old members of callingofsyrens)
Has one girl named leila.

and he is totally badass

guy1: dude blessthefall isnt the same without craig.
guy2: remember what he did at the crazy donkey. man that was badass.

scenekid1: omgzz im going to marry craig mabbitt and be mrs. mabbitt!11!1xx
scenekid2: no you idiot he's happy without a groupie like you. plus he has a cute kid
scenekid1: zomgg what?! ilovehimm *tear tear

by letsmakefunofhipsters April 30, 2008

Maritza

A short person.

You must be as tall as a Maritza to hit this sign.

by fixiebikes December 22, 2008