manses period

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.

I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period

by squibble d squabble November 18, 2006

manses

Your boys, homies and partners or someone else's boys, homies and partners.

"I want to bang Scott and all he manses!"

by Ann McKay July 25, 2006

mansectomy

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)

If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.

by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006

Mansker

A rookie police officer that is trigger happy and shoots people while off duty without waiting for backup.

1) Steve Foley of the San Diego Chargers really got manskered.

2) A good cop knows better than to mansker someone.

by Jason Martone September 18, 2008

mansexy

A man who so epitomizes the ideals of coolness, awesomeness, manliness, badassness, and charisma that he achieves a heterosexual appeal that makes lesser men want to be him.

When Robert Plant performs, he has mansexy.

When Jimi Hendrix wails on the guitar, he has mansexy.

When Tyler Durdan kicks ass, he has mansexy.

by bnastyflintmi March 10, 2009

Manshe

It is a man that looks like a women.

Me: I just saw the ugliest manshe in my life.
Jane Doe: Who?
Me: Wesley Snipes from Foo Won Too.

by rocklesson86 October 5, 2009

manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.

Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.

by Shantiago February 25, 2008