The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
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by curresesfatass May 26, 2021
Get the Marita Bruun mug.Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.
Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
by hirish February 18, 2011
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by BloodyGuns November 5, 2013
Get the manaita mug.a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.
boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you
by campcritic November 9, 2010
Get the Camp Manitou mug.1) One of many deeds men all over the world strive to achieve. Usually identified by the size of balls required, risk or difficulty involved in their attainment.
2) Used disdainfully by the fairer sex to describe an ambition only a male would have.
2) Used disdainfully by the fairer sex to describe an ambition only a male would have.
1) He recently fulfilled his manbition of sleeping with two sisters at the same time.
2)
Girl1: Hear about the guy who parachuted out of a hot air balloon at 3000 feet, then later landed on top of it?
Girl2: *sigh* There's a manbition.
2)
Girl1: Hear about the guy who parachuted out of a hot air balloon at 3000 feet, then later landed on top of it?
Girl2: *sigh* There's a manbition.
by The Zeb July 14, 2007
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She thinks she is beautiful when in reality she just has huge tits, and that's why boys appreciate her but all she has to offer are those big mommy milkers.
Her best friend usually looks like a guy but is truly her best friend and goes trough all the shit when she doesn't need to because Marita is a stupid bitch.
She is always late to shit and never gives a fuck about other peoples problems but when she has a problem everybody needs to hear it.
She thinks she is beautiful when in reality she just has huge tits, and that's why boys appreciate her but all she has to offer are those big mommy milkers.
Her best friend usually looks like a guy but is truly her best friend and goes trough all the shit when she doesn't need to because Marita is a stupid bitch.
She is always late to shit and never gives a fuck about other peoples problems but when she has a problem everybody needs to hear it.
Person1:She is going to be late again..
Person2:Who?
Person1:Can you guess?
Person2:Probably Marita again...
Person2:Who?
Person1:Can you guess?
Person2:Probably Marita again...
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