Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

by the f.a September 23, 2019

make out munchies

the incredible feeling of starvation after making out for hours

dude we made out for 4 hours straight i most deffitanly had the make out munchies

by carllynicoleex3 December 13, 2009

Manchester NH

A "city" in New Hampshire thats really just a large town in comparison. The Queen city, with a lot of gangsta wannabe's college kids and a pretty good bar scene. Manchvegas to some. Mostly french canadian ancestry, and lots of catholics.

I went to central high, Hesser college and now i like to go to the Black Brimmer and Strange Brew. I grew up in Manchester NH

by BeanerTINI April 8, 2009

manchester city fans

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by UnitedMarko June 5, 2020

Sex Munchies

The appetite worked up from having rough, energy-consuming sex.

Damn, you fucked me so hard, I got the sex munchies now.

Or
Okay now that we're done having sex, I'm starving. I totally have the sex munchies.

by Jmtmnt March 3, 2015

Munchies

N.

1. The sudden urge to eat junk foods after consuming (either by smoking or ingesting) cannabis/marijuana, usually accompanied by cotton mouth. The effect isn't necessarily hunger, instead the idea of food drifts into the stoner's mind.

2. A popular brand of snack food. Eaten mostly when one has the real munchies after smoking a bowl of dro.

1.
Guy 1: Maaaan, Joe is so pissed at me. He picked up an eighth of some dank last weekend, I passed out for about an hour, then I woke up and ate up everything in his kitchen.
Guy 2: Damn dude, sounds like you had some badass munchies.

2.
Guy 1: Man, I got the munchies like a mo' fucker.
Guy 2: So do I dude.
Guy 1: Hey look at that food rack over there. What's in there?
Guy 2: All I can see is that bag of munchies over there.
Guy 1: Let's get some, they look really good.

*Guy 2 begins nearing the rack, he immediately forgets what he was about to do, then procedes to ponder the great mysteries of life in the middle of Bi-Lo*

by Sionysus February 7, 2009

munchies

after smokin some green, you will inevitably get the munchies. basically it's like food suddenly drifts into your mind and it sounds like a great idea to chow down on anything handy. Whatever it is you happen to grab will inevitably taste 100 times better than it would normally, and getting full is something completely and totally nonexistent. This is caused by the effects of marijuana's psychoactive chemical component, delta-9 THC, which happens to induce a stimulatory effect on appetite, and is also well known for producing the accompanying euphoria obviously.

And then obtaining said food can become an adventure all its own

Damn, man, I've got the munchies like hardcore. Let's run over to Taco Bell and grab like 20 soft taco supremes

by Ian f'in Davis January 31, 2008