Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Jordan (male)

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met

by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018

Positive Male Role Model

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Shitma Male

A man who constantly shits and never wipes his ass. He shits anywhere he goes. He is what true peak masculine performance is. He is ascended far greater then Alphas, Betas, Sigmas, Omegas, all combined.

Cringe Beta loser: AHH DUDE WTF?!?!?! YOUR SHITTING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!! YOUR FUCKING NASTY!!!!

Based Shitma Male: I am not nasty, I am a Shitma Male

by DESTROY ISREAL August 29, 2021

epsilon delta male

has a bachelor in mathematics. knows how to prove anything just by looking. the embodiment of true complex analysis.

etymology: epsilon delta proofs are common in real analysis

man1: have you heard? Gil just got his bachelor in mathematics!
man2: oh wow, he is such an epsilon delta male!

by the-mathinator August 16, 2021

Is Pi Male or Female?

When the beautiful numerical or geometric properties of the number π lures far more men than women, who long to get intimate with mathematics’s most famous constant—when rational male figures get pretty excited, with some even experiencing occasional ahas, whenever the irrational and sexy π reveals more of her hidden properties.

The masculine and feminine subtle behaviors exhibited by the number π makes math educators and recreational mathematicians quietly ask: “Is pi male or female?”

by Fasters December 19, 2021

male manipulator music

A meme that originated on the app TikTok about a specific subgenre of music. The joke is something along the lines of "if they listen to this music, run." Examples of "male manipulator music" are Radiohead, The Smiths; The Cure, etc.

My music taste is what TikTok calls "male manipulator music."

by destroyboys July 17, 2020