maldon

maldon is a town in essex full of cunts. young cunts, teenage cunts and old cunts. it’s a shit place to live with nothing to do but smoke weed and eat maccers.

“Should we go out for a day in Maldon?”
“Nar it’s shit, we don’t like Maldon.”

by yeahlol27 January 4, 2021

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021

Malding

when someone is both mad and bald.

Have you seen james, he is malding really hard.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021

maldensaurus

A breed of dog from Malden, MA. Characteristics include blue eyes, short legs, short temper, and furry but not on their bead

The Maldensaurus sis not want to wear his groomers bandana, so he ate it!

by Dalailali July 6, 2023

malden high school

MHS is an urban high school about ten minutes north of boston(by revere, everett, medford). You can find every type of person at mhs...black white latin asian native american middle eastern, you name it..people from every country on the planet at the school. There is a lot of trouble there caused people who are in/ think they are in gangs(drugs, fights, etc); the school does not have a good rep for being so "ghetto" and is a place most want to avoid; people only go because they have to. However, there is also a decent number of students who succeed, and for the most part, the different types of students get along and value their diversity and have a desire to succeed.

Malden was named best place to raise a family in Mass in 2008.

(outside malden high school)

wankster1: yo i got expelled from mhs for showin my knife.

wankster2: shoot, i just dropped out too. more opportunity for trouble there than for anythin else.

honor roll vietnamese kid: what do you mean? I got straight A's and was president of key club and I'm going to Harvard for free next year.

wankster1: man, we shoulda stayed at mhs.
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honors kid 1: dag, why do we have to work three times as hard to get into a good college here than at some private school? we don't get enough credit.

teacher: truth.

by beaniebaby4398 May 18, 2009

dirty maldonado

multiple penetration.Also known as a MP for multiple penetration.

Damn that girl you did a dirty maldonado.

by thedirtymp December 9, 2013

malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.

xQc is malding while playing Overwatch

by BulletDragon July 9, 2019