Definitions by yeahlol27

maldon 

maldon is a town in essex full of cunts. young cunts, teenage cunts and old cunts. it’s a shit place to live with nothing to do but smoke weed and eat maccers.

“Should we go out for a day in Maldon?”
“Nar it’s shit, we don’t like Maldon.”

maldon by yeahlol27 January 4, 2021