Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Marlboro Magician

After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.

My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.

by Tac0Slay3r November 2, 2020

The Masked Magician

An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.

however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.

he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.

Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes

Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

by A Niggardly Person June 12, 2023

penis magician

someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform

dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician

by joewanotpa August 21, 2007

dick magician

noun: 1) A homosexual.

2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.

3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.

4) term evander (evan) created

Stallworth is such a dick magician

by Evan (evander) April 23, 2008