Muffin

What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)

That chick is a total "Muffin "

Muffin by SORAxSARU711 March 12, 2009

Muffin

A guy who thinks he is hot when he is clearly not. Derived from stud muffin.

Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league !

Muffin by Tracy July 8, 2004

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

Fred: "i have a cupcake!"
Jim: "i have a muffin. ):"
Fred: "FAIL."

muffin by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009

Muffin

The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.

I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. I just wanted to say that I muffin you.

Muffin by Borden May 23, 2004

muffin

1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin.

2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.

3.talking snacks.

1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin.
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me

muffin by your muffin August 5, 2007

muffin

like a cupcake but way better b/c it is not made of cake batter and does not have icing and can have chocolate chips.=]]]

to describe a person who is not a whore or is cute.

clarissa:ohmegosh ryan is such a muffin!
nicole:he is a muffin i think he likes you.
clarissa:woot!

muffin by cupcakexcore May 18, 2008

muffin

A puppet mule of old Television fame.

Muffin the mule.

muffin by Rankin June 15, 2004