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lasers

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.
Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.
by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006
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lasership

when want to ship a package and believe that the package will be sent at laser speed.
"I tried to lasership you a package but, you told me you never received it... turns out it was laser shit..."
by tra0wling December 25, 2017
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The Losers

Kris Banning and Michael White - SUX at beer pong
U guys are just like The Losers
by Eugenius 23 November 6, 2010
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Digital Losers

Digital Losers waste time online or use smartphones to stalk/harass people, because they're talentless debt-ridden morons.
Hey, why're you voting down definitions of jesuschristisnotreal on UD with your slacker friends during the weekday afternoon? You and you're friends are digital losers! Why're you getting offended over nonsense online and trying to cancel people on social media that lead productive lives? You must be a digital loser! Jessica and Allison are stalking a guy via driving around following him/texting their friends to follow the aforementioned guy that exposed them as FCs and reported their criminal behavior to the police. They must be digital losers!
by jesuschristisnotreal February 5, 2022
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Lasers

Anything that is trash, garbage, basura, doo-doo, wack, dreadful, awful, terrible, repugnant...see where I'm going with this?
by Lupe Fiascoe March 17, 2011
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Lasers Genitals

by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
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losers gc

funny asf gc, stand up for each other and have good taste
somebody: “omg someone made an expose thread on me”
losers gc: bully time 😁😁😁😁
by t7ehyung February 3, 2020
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