hang lows

The greatest musical act since Weird Al.

Its members have all been arrested for sex crimes.
They probably had sex with your moms...

In fact they are probably your dad!
If you look up fucking awesome in the dictionary, well the Hang Lows wont be there but its a good way to kill some time.

or you could visit. www.myspace.com/thehanglows

the hang lows will rock your balls right off.

by joe mammamamma February 3, 2010

lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

by z28owner April 3, 2011

Lowmeata

Low grade ustd dick that has been used, beaten, recycled and tenderized to the point of no return. A useless cock.

#1-Omg. Girl why do you even mess with that guy? I heard he has sex with anything.
#2- I don't mess with that lowmeata, he's one anal snotbox short of a brown noser.

by BuckIt Love July 7, 2019

lowskii

to keep something on the lowskii means to keep it lowkey

We smashed on the lowskii

by FStanley July 23, 2020

lows

Lows is a word used to describe something bad or subpar. it can be used to describe almost anything

person
J: “did you see what kendal did”
M: “yea that shit was lows”

Place

M: “want to go to the skate park”
J: “that’s that place is lows”

Thing
J: “man this school lunch sucks”
M: “so lows”

by tumadreesmuyfea January 6, 2022

knee lows

The breast of a woman that have lost all elasticity, and the breast hang down at knee level.

Dude! Check out that hot grandma she has some awesome knee lows. I want to lick them.

by kingsaitothegreat April 25, 2010

Lom loms

Something your girlfriend made up to call food.

It is also a verb, to eat food like a rabbit.

Lom Loms, loms, lomming
Noun; need some loms.

Verb; I was lomming on a carrot recently.

by Mynameiscabbageman January 25, 2020