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lochirtous

From the origin chirt. Chirt, rub the wiggle worm, juice the man pole, sharpen the pork sword, or paint her face white. A feeling of strong sexual tension resulting in rape.
Damn your mom's hott! Good thing i'm not feeling lochirtous right now!
by benny hanna April 4, 2007
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Lochez

Lochez is one of the most drop dead sexy beasts of the 21st century. He is one of the biggest hits with the ladies, and can always get any girl he wants, without even trying. he also has the biggest, thickest and healthiest penis in the world, just like his original name, Lochlan. Lochez always has a group of girls hanging off him, and also has his bros behind him. Lochez is extremely attractive and intelligent, and has also mastered "Perfection".
Girl 1: lochez is amazing, he has the biggest penis in the world. he is always so amazing to everyone and is just a perfect guy

Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.

Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.
by Lochez April 30, 2011
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Loochie

damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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Lachie

Great guy, girl magnet but only loves one girl
Eg gypsy “hey lachie I love you
“Lachie” I love you too Gypsy “
by Dbcienao134 November 10, 2019
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lockies

Cyclical lockdowns during the Covid-19 pandemic or also another cool way of saying 'lockdowns'
Its singular version will be 'lockie'.
Friend 1: Do you feel cramped up in your apartment due to the lockies?
Friend 2: I dont know, I guess the lockies are a good time to reflect upon on yourself.
by iamhunter August 26, 2021
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lochgelly

beautiful town in central fife, scotland. with three sister villages, cardenden, ballingry and auchterderran, all ripe with drug use, alcoholism and pedophilia
i feel bad for anyone who drives through lochgelly
by harrybruhhhh October 16, 2021
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Lachie

a fuckboy who always gets ghosted by chicks. 4 ft tall and blows off dudes named Dan and Thomas and likes it up the ass he also has a 1cm cock.
Lachie: hey
dan or Thomas: that was a nice bj you gave me before
Lachie: Thanks
by maika sivo June 14, 2020
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