Leaper

Someone who appears fully clothed by wearing a shirt and hiding under a desk, only to leap up and beat off at their chat roulette partner.

I saw a real leaper today. He was wearing a flannel shirt, and suddenly jumped up and wanked in my face.

by Steve 6000 April 10, 2010

Leper Supreme

A Leper Supreme is the act of having sex with a leper (one who has leprosy) through new orifices, created by mashing soft, rotten parts of their skin with your penis. After banging several new glory holes into your unfortunate friend, one finishes the Leper Supreme by dipping a nacho chip into a gooey part of their head and eating it.

"Call Gary over, its time for a Leper Supreme."

"Oh lawd, Kerpal sure does love Leper Supremes!"

by TheBigfilthy April 30, 2009

Def Leppard

The act of having a threesome with a mother and daughter (of legal age, of course). Named for the rock band, Def Leppard, who were rumored to have bedded more than one mother/daughter duo during their heyday.

Did you see Danielle's mom? Yeah, I would totally pull a Def Leppard on those two.

by JETFLIP May 17, 2014

Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

leperporn

What you dont want to find at the end of a rainbow, two grissly lepers vigorously penetrating eachother

"I thought i'd get a pot of gold, all i got was damn leperporn!!"

by the sly one May 9, 2006

lippert

a hot ass bitch, blonde hair blue eyes, tattoos.....peircings....keeps it real and has a grill....got lots of friends and uses everything she has....pure goodness

" Yo that girl is a total Lippert"

by Bo Lippert October 17, 2006

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008