devils lettuce

Why its weed of course, you know, marijuana. Gets ya fucked up...like if lucifer himself were to stop by and toss your salad....

shit! this weed is the devils lettuce!

by SuperScooter March 1, 2009

lettuce

a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced

by KingOfTheBros May 9, 2010

Flesh Lettuce

the vagina, the leaf like part of the inner labia, but not nasty like meat curtains or roast beef, randos do not have flesh lettuce

"I am going to buff my girls flesh lettuce"

by salty mcboot May 15, 2007

Frosted Lettuce

A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.

Hey, I think that dude in the pink sweater with the frosted lettuce is gay!

by Heather G. and Jay L. December 28, 2008

Ketchup on my lettuce.

A grossed out statement when a girl wants to have any form of sex with you on her period.

Girl: You wana have sex.. I'm sorta on my period though..
Guy: HELL NO! I don't like Ketchup on my lettuce.

by Dizzlefershizzel June 14, 2010

lettuce in my butte

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),

letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!

by nabfam December 30, 2020

hot lettuce

Lettuce that has been in contact with other hot food, resulting in an elevated temperature of the leafy green topping. Common substances responsible for heat transfer include cheese, mayonnaise, buffalo sauce, and toasted sesame seed buns. The lettuce may also be cooked by broiling, roasting, frying, steamed, or flambéd. A controversial gastronomic phenomenon, hot lettuce has been known to divide families. Proponents laud it as a delicacy while others find it unfit for consumption. Real talk: it's mainly something white people like.

"Kenzie went to Amigo's and got a #3 with extra lettuce. How can she eat all that hot lettuce without wanting to yammy?"
"Are you kidding me? Hot lettuce is bomb... faaaa shooo."

by Arcese July 20, 2009